Thank you Chelsea Handler for your honesty, despite an obviously unsupportive and biased audience.
(via ohhyesidid)
Source: twitter.com
Jameela Jamil is really coming for celebs throats and I’m fucking here for it
(via fedis-coffee)
Source: slut4rihanna
facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell
instagram users: try this flat tummy tea
tumblr users:
(via unclefather)
Q:you spent 4$ on a frog balloon?
Anonymous
the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth
There’s a comparison graphic
1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government
wokka wokka wokka wokka
(via koobaxion)
Source: ratsofftoya
sorry about my huge cool muscles everyone. apologies for my large powerful form
guys im really sorry about my big ole muscles that can lift things super good. can’t say it enough how sorry i am
(via straightboyfriend)
Source: wokebaedannyelfman
Unfortunately Untitled
Call me Livi. Bi as hell and really into vegetables.
(she/her)
follow me on twitter for personal stuff about which you may not care and feminism about which you damn well better care, son
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